I'll never write again

What should I write? Well... what could I write? I s'pose I could dream up a little story, or perhaps recount an adventure I once had. Somepeople like to read essays about glorious topics like... cheese, and I've heard some children even enjoy reading comic books about a man who is Captain of all Underpants! So really, I could write anything and someone, somewhere, is going to love it.

Maybe what I need to do is to become famous for something else and then no matter what I write, almost all of my hundreds of fansare going to make it their bible. So what am I going to be famous for? Well... what could I be famous for? I s'pose I could dream up a brilliant idea for a movie, then have it scripted and cast and sit back in my chair yelling cut and action. I could grow my hair into aneccentric style, lock myself away for years and years until I've finally invented the worlds first, whatever and then hold a grand ceremony to reveal it to the world. What if my calling is politics? If I find a great tagline, become an American citizen and announce that I'm a woman, surely I'd go down in history. So really, who would read my book if I was famous with all these other famous people around.

What should I write? Here we are again, at the first sentence of the first paragraph. Of all the things I could write, rewriting what I've already written would surely turn every eye away so I think it's in our best interest to do something else.